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akpos insisted dat his just born son must bear his name... So on the day of naming. Rev.. Wich name wuld u lik ur son to bear? Akpos.. Wit smiles al ova his face said AKPOS. Rev.. No he has to bear an english name.. Akpos.. Ok oh, AKPOSKY. Rev... Listen ur son should be named after a saint in da bible.. Akpos.. Nawa oh wich kind wahala be dis? Ok oga pastor my son wil bear ST AKPOSTUSi wish i was a news peper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.the seven wise men
Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, using a chisle created a hole. Third, was a Taylor tall and thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth, was a Hunter short and stout, using furr he lined it without. Fifth, was a Fisherman as naughty as hell, who threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth, was a Preacher named Macgee, who touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Seventh, was a Sailor,A dirty little runt, who fucked it and sucked it and called it a kunt!
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A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party... you are lucky that you don’t bark!sunday school
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
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